10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

LOL..

Actually most of that is true

It's just the length thing that bothers me. When we (men) look at our erections it is slightly pointing upwards, a bit like the Hypotenuse on a right angled triangle. Therefore we always guess it's shorter than it actually is.

It needs a girl to look at it from a side angle and using the rule of Pythagoras calculate the true dimensions.

So if a girl had a dick, us men would spend ages looking at it..

Wow, now that was funny and somewhat true too. I was going to say cut it off- lol... as a joke of course.
I wouldn't want one... not even for 1 day!

Shei35 wrote:
Wow, now that was funny and somewhat true too. I was going to say cut it off- lol... as a joke of course.
I wouldn't want one... not even for 1 day!

Not for even a day? LOL

It's great having one, mines my best mate..

I`m quite happy being a woman thanks, but it would be kinda fun for a day.